Things You Should & Shouldn’t Do…

#1

Family of Bears

You probably shouldn’t do this to your children. Yes, the baby is cute, but this is absurd.

#2

New Cement Life

You probably should move into this thing. Its cozy, small, im sure rent is pennies on the dollar. In this bad economy, this will save your A$$.

#3

The Poo Family

You probably shouldn’t have thought that the family’s picture above was rad, cause now look what you did… Poor little Tigger, if he only knew.

#4

Whoa!

You probably should slow your roll buddy. Its going to be very hard for you in the future when you stop wearing all that make up and digging holes in your face. Jobs pay bills.

#5

Whoa Once Mo...

You probably shouldn’t stop doing what your doing. The black lipstick is very becoming of you.

#6

Foxy Lady

You probably should give me a call. I cook, I clean, I kiss feet, suck toes… you get the picture. Holla at ya boy!

#7

Ha

You probably shouldn’t have been smoking that crack rock when before going into the tattoo shop.

#8

Flush Please

You probably should learn to flush. I travel alot, and I am really tired of you guys leaving behind little “treats” for me at the airport, or in bars when I am passing thru. If your “upper decking“, its all good. For you girls, since you dont poop or fart. Please refer to the “poop stork” I invented this mythological creature who takes your poop away when you say a little prayer.

#9

Yummm

You probably shouldn’t pass this yummy treat up. I know what your brain is telling you it could be, what it may be, what it is? Let your mouth do the walking. If you need recipes … Yummmmm

Lastly #10

Nerds

You probably, like me, should get off the computer and go out and enjoy this wonderful day. I can feel myself getting fatter by the minute sitting on my butt writing this blog… off to the beach I go.

What are some of the things you think people should or shouldn’t do? Leave it in the comments.